Murderdeathkill

So obviously, everyone in the world has thought about how they're likely to die, how they'd like to die, what the worst way to die would be, etc.

But today, I was thinking about what would be the most effective way for someone else to murder me. Now, I suppose the most effective way would be to drop an atomic bomb directly on me or something like that. But I'm thinking of something more elegant than that.

And what I came up with is this: poisoned pretzels.

I love pretzels, and I pretty much can't not eat them if they're around. Even if I knew that they were poisoned, I'd probably still eat them.

Now, thing is, I'm also very sensitive to how my pretzels taste. So my murderer should either use something that won't effect the favor and/or will kill instantly. I'd recommend iocaine powder (odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man).

Also, my murderer should be careful to pick a type of pretzel that I'm fond of, just in case I'm being a bit picky that day, or I'm not that hungry. None of this Rold Gold shit. The pretzels must have the correct crunchiness, saltiness, density, and dryness. Of course, I'm not going to give my exact preferences in all of these categories, because that would make things too easy for my potential murderer. I mean, I'm already providing him/her with a plan, does he/she really expect me to fill in all the details, too? If so, you are one lazy murderer.

Anyway, in conclusion, poison some good pretzels and you'll probably get me. Or just find yourself an atomic bomb. Either way.